2006-10-28 15:01:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
DSL
2006-10-28 15:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is DSL and Cable
2006-10-28 23:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD OWNS DSL AND CABLE. ALL OF IT!
And He views everything that goes on down here in HIGH DEFINITION.
Get it?
High definition. hee hee hee hardy har har.
Oh my I am so funny.
2006-10-28 22:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny B Goode 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is a server He uses whatever He wants
2006-10-29 01:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suspect that Bill Gates probably has cable in most of his homes, satellite when it is not available.
2006-10-28 22:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He has niether. He's magical like the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.
I know if you catch God or a leprechaun one of them gives you a pot of gold and one sends you to hell.
2006-10-28 22:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
pullleeese.
God invented the internet. Stole the patent from Al Gore.
2006-10-28 22:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I tried to reach him to ask but he doesn't have call waiting, just a busy signal.You don't suppose it's off the hook do you?
2006-10-28 22:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DSL probably
...hehe... or maybe he is stuck with dial-up
2006-10-28 22:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey ! show more respect u are talking a bout GOD.
2006-10-28 22:45:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has Holy Spirit!
2006-10-28 22:08:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋