Jesus appeared in front of you. What would you do?
2006-10-28 13:25:49 · 21 answers · asked by Kerilyn 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tie him up and sell him on ebay lol
2006-10-28 13:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by xoxkissezxox 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Psht, he wouldn't appear in front of me, I'd scare him away! And if he wasn't terrified by the mere sight of me, then I'd tell my private ninja to tear him to pieces and make him leave me alone, the sick stalker. What would Jesus want with me anyways, what did I ever do to him? Gosh, you would think creepy messiah freaks would learn their place... Did I ask for a savior, I don't think so. So he can just leave me alone and go bother somebody who doesn't own eight galaxies, seven garden gnomes, six empires, five elephants, four cookies, three million coffee makers, two wombats, and one private ninja. Seriously...
2006-10-28 20:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Absinthe 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would make sure it was Jesus.
Ask HIM to say that Jesus came in the Flesh to the Earth.
Really.
satan can Decieve People.
Don't worry, if it is Jesus, HE won't get Mad at you, HE will Just Smile, Cause you will be Walking on the Word when you Ask HIM.
Thats what Jesus wants us to do Anyhow.
2006-10-28 20:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, I would seek assurance that it was not a hallucination. If it turned out that it wasn't and it really was Jesus, I would re-convert back to Christianity. (The reason I left in the first place was lack of evidence. Seeing God or Jeus is the only way I would ever go back.)
2006-10-28 20:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Avie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would thank him for all the life teachings he taught me and i will thank him from clearing my house with negative spirits when i feel them and i asked him in his name to clean my home of negative energy and he has always done so in my belief for him. Jesus is a wonder ful personto follow and learn from. I so much love jesus he is so loveing and so spiritual advance then anyone in the world and he understands our pains.
2006-10-28 20:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by daisy322_98 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. I don't know if I could look at Him, I might just get face down on the floor. I was even thinking, when I died, when I see Him, what will I do? Very much like the song, I guess. I am so unworthy to look upon Him. I'll just have to wait and see *smile*.
2006-10-28 20:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Esther 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hate it, to be honest.
He is The Man. And everytime I even think of Him - my own worthlessness comes to mind, so how would I handle Him coming to see me? I can't do a single thing He says, no matter how hard I try, and I'd be terrified as to what He wanted with a scumbag like me. Has my time come yet, to go to Hell? I hate my sin and I hate myself.
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2006-10-28 20:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him questions. Like how is my friend and my cat. Why doesn't he just set the world straight? Expose the bible for what it is, a work of fiction.
2006-10-28 20:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q1: I'm never all alone. God is with me.
Q2: Jesus is always with me (see Q1).
Q3: Continue to love and praise God for His love and mercy.
2006-10-28 20:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a glass of water and have him make it into wine.
2006-10-28 20:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋