Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
2006-10-28 12:53:12 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was he with anna nicole?
2006-10-28 12:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by diane c 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
It's like the one where a young woman marries a 90 year old guy and goes with him on his medical, and the doctor tells her he has some bad news, your husband is in perfect health and could live for another 20 years!
2006-10-28 23:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are able to't enter right into a freelance while you're no longer 18 definite, they have procedures to holiday you up for the period of the utility or contract technique as a manner to make certain you're 18. the place is it you may get the money to pay a month-to-month invoice in any case?
2016-10-03 01:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that babe has 20 years to wait on him to fall over hehehe
2006-10-28 13:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probaly her luck, he'll live till he's 110. If I was with her, I'd stick around for a while : )
2006-10-28 13:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i aint saying she is a gold digger
she aint no messing with no broke widower
2006-10-28 13:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-10-28 13:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one , very subtle !
2006-10-28 21:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe gold digger that girl!
2006-10-28 12:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 13:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋