2006-10-28 12:42:52 · 16 answers · asked by wheeliebin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two centipedes stopped outside their mates house and called out to him if he wanted to go down to the pub for a drink. But there was no answer! Again they shouted out, again no answer! They were really p#####sd by now, so they banged on his door! A voice answerd loudly. "I heard you the first time! I'm trying to put all my fu#######g shoes on!"
2006-10-28 12:52:41 · update #1
I never heard that before...pretty funny...lol. Thanks for the laugh and the two points
2006-10-28 13:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by jacqueline6001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 01:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! I heard that that guy was like so doin' it with that girl who he didn't like! Yeah! And they had a daughter and the daughter started a striper bakery that caused lots of attention! She met a man there! They did it and had a son! The son opened a Goody Two Shoes, Keep your clothes on bar that went out of business! And last I heard, he's living with his mom!
2006-10-28 12:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, i haven't but i'll take the 2 points for answering
2006-10-28 12:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothin yet im still waiting
2006-10-28 12:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah..i needed that 5 points...but whats your question?
2006-10-28 12:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 14:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i did just a few minutes ago actually..can't belive it!!! can you?
2006-10-28 12:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-28 15:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, not yet until you finish it and tell me!!! I wanna hear about it.......Thank You!!!!
2006-10-28 12:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋