mine involves ovens, pizza and a little event that happened in the 1940's.
2006-10-28 12:34:35 · 15 answers · asked by xknyghtmayre 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow. the steve irwin one was rough. is it too soon for those?
2006-10-29 11:33:02 · update #1
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2006-10-28 12:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi.. listed below are some issues wich made me cry guffawing.. one million. on the flicks:once you meet pals/pals... stupid question:- howdy, what are you doing here? answer:- Dont u be attentive to, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. interior the bus:A heavy woman wearing pointed severe-heeled shoes steps on your ft... stupid question:- Sorry, did that injury? answer:- No, not at all, i'm on interior sight anesthesia.....why do no longer you attempt back. 3. At a funeral:between the teary-eyed human beings ask... stupid question:- Why, why him, of each and every physique. answer:- Why? might it particularly have been you? 4. At a eating place:once you ask the waiter stupid question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? answer:- No, its detrimental and created from adulterated cement. We from time to time additionally spit in it. 5. At a family contributors get-mutually:whilst some distant aunt meets you after years stupid question:-Munna,Chickoo, you have replace into so enormous. answer:- properly you have no longer fairly gotten smaller your self. 6. whilst a chum declares her wedding ceremony, and you ask... stupid question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? answer:- No,he's a depressing spouse-beating ,insensitive lout...it extremely is merely the money. 7. once you get woken up on the hours of darkness via a telephone call... stupid question:- Sorry. have been you napping? answer:- No. i became doing examine on regardless of if the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or no longer. You theory i became napping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. once you notice a chum/colleague with for sure shorter hair... stupid question:- howdy have you ever had a haircut? answer:- No, its autumn and that i'm laying off...... 9. on the dentist whilst he's sticking pointed products on your mouth... stupid question:- tell me if it hurts? answer:- No it wont. it extremely is going to easily bleed. 10. you're smoking a cigarette and a stunning lady on your workplace asks... stupid question:- Oh, so which you smoke. answer:- Gosh, that's a miracle ...........it became somewhat chalk and now it extremely is in flames. lol..i discovered it humorous..wat do u say?? gud day.. :)
2016-11-26 01:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I admit I have laughed at some of Jay Leno's monologue at times. This is very disturbing to me because he is very unfunny and annoying, but every once in a while anyone can say something funny.
2006-10-28 12:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by martin h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrat.
2006-10-28 12:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by JR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's tasteless, why should I waste my precious laughs on that? Laughing is something that makes you tingle inside and happy!
I know, what an odd comment from this weird women...
2006-10-28 12:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by shewolf2899 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's when I heard Norm McDonald talk about Steve Irwin death:
The crocodile Hunter...
-you know who must be p***ed off, crocodiles. Imagine two of them meet and one said : you finally got that guy and the other crocodile respond "nah, he got caught by some fruity fish..."
2006-10-28 14:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by babarox1998 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I've laughed at that joke too.
I laugh at dead baby jokes, even though I probably shouldn't.
2006-10-28 12:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
2006-10-28 12:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by melaskinados 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is cold, green, slimy and smells of pork?
Kermit the Frog's finger!!!
2006-10-28 13:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by terbiyesiz_herif 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i heard that one like last week from my boyfriend, i totally gasped! i know it was so horrible but i kinda laughed.
2006-10-28 12:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by michelle b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to tell it but it would just get deleted
2006-10-28 12:39:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋