Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
2006-10-28 12:14:39 · 13 answers · asked by Courtney(: 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hysterical !!! Thanks for the great laugh
2006-10-28 12:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Never thought about this before.
2006-10-29 01:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny! A+++ I love it! 10/10 *s Very funny, so kool!
I loved it,
Peace Out. (Y) (upside down peace sign)
2006-10-28 19:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey,
I like that one, never heard it in my life before!! Keep them rolling!!!
2006-10-28 19:29:23 · answer #4 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 20:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long
2006-10-28 19:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by rocker chic liz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but it's still funny as hell!
2006-10-28 19:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i love it!thank you
2006-10-28 19:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by pinkygirl m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Name you next dog "my ***"
2006-10-28 19:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupid man, funny joke
2006-10-28 20:47:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TEE HEE
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2006-10-28 19:32:16 · answer #11 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋