Okay, um
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*uck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Did you know, they invented the helicopter after they saw Chuck Norris do 8 consecutive roundhouse kicks?
Now you guys think of some....
2006-10-28 10:52:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Kids are afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
2006-10-28 12:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Isidro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough Superman where Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
2006-10-28 10:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by joelkh2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris has insomnia and recurrent memory loss. in the middle of the night he wakes up and watches his exercise infomercials on TV and then orders his own equipment.
2006-10-28 11:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry the helicopter was invented long before Chuck was alive.
2006-10-28 12:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋