My uncle Ben was working on a shop roof fixing the sign which had a large "O" he was leanling through this when he fell to his death. His epitaph read
Tthroughout the whole world.
No one finer or better,
He went as he came,
Through a hole in a letter.
2006-10-28 10:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by bo nidle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Death jokes always amuse me.
Reminds me of the unfortunate female balloonist, whose passing was immortalised by an inept stonemason who couldn't master punctuation. He carved "Let her RIP"
How apt.
2006-10-28 10:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Uncle Ben's with my chilli concarni or curry
'scrap the tv licence'
2006-10-28 23:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean I won't be able to buy his rice and sauces any more ??
2006-10-28 10:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by tucksie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 14:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny :-)
2006-10-28 10:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-28 10:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-10-28 10:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then!!!
2006-10-28 10:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jillybeanyweiney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋