2006-10-28 09:46:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you so scary that when you say holloween somethin pop out and say boo
2006-10-28 09:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by deelishis a.k.a.miara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound
Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy
Are they any good?
2006-10-28 10:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Time is nigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the "guts".
Why was there a party at the graveyard? Everyone was "dieing" to get there.
2006-10-28 09:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mikey B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-28 17:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are some good wesites
http://www.robinsfyi.com/holidays/halloween/humor.htm
http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/halloween/games/jokes.html
http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html
Good Luck!
2006-10-28 10:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a ghosts favorite fruit? - booberry
2006-10-28 10:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋