Excellent question!
1. Pursue knowledge and truth all your life.
2. Do not take the life of any being without serious thought as to why, beforehand.
3. Help those less fortunate than you.
4. Parents should respect and nurture their children and not use anger.
5. Children should respect and honor their parents.
6. Every day you should give something to your community.
7. Make the world a better place for future generations.
8. Sing! Just now n then.
9. Pay your own way - don't depend on others if you are capable.
10. As god, please don't worship me. Spend that time you would spend kissing my behind, instead - helping another.
2006-10-28 09:40:56
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answer #1
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answered by Black Parade Billie 5
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If I were God? My ten commandments? Oh, that's easy.
1. Ice cream cones for everyone!
2. Thou shalt sleep in late on Saturday morning and snuggle with someone, unless of course there's some good cartoons on.
3. Single women should go on the pill and dress really hot and use sex as an ice-breaker. Guys should always make sure she "finishes" & wear condoms.
4. Masturbation is totally OK.
5. Amusement parks, movie theatres, mini golf courses shall have free admission. They shall be made great so as to honor me.
6. Stop killing each other you stupid *****.
7. Everyone must receive a college education or attend a 4-year vocational school.
8. Universal free-access broadband internet.
9. Quit thinking you're better than everyone else.
10. Party your *** off.
2006-10-28 16:51:36
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answered by Good Times, Happy Times... 4
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I would give 10 truths:
1) M&Ms melt in your hands not only your mouth.
2) Fat and ugly girls do more in bed.
3) A college education may not get you anywhere, it's who you know.
4) Guys with a big dog and a big truck usually have a lil' winky.
5) Ignorant, poor people should not be allowed to have children.
6) Both love and lust come and go.
7) Most people won't acheive their dreams.
8) Death can be very painful.
9) Sex can be messy.
10) Diet sodas rot your brain.
2006-10-28 16:41:48
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Whatever they are, the last should read"
10. Just because I didn't specifically say something very specific should not be done, that does not mean it is okay to do it.
2006-10-28 16:39:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Only three:
1) Know yourself and be true to yourself
2) Treat others like you would want to be treated yourself
3) Learn something every day
2006-10-28 16:38:53
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answered by Jaco K 3
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Aleister Crowley already wrote it:
"To Man: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"
It means to do what one must and nothing more.
2006-10-28 16:35:25
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answer #6
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answered by Random 3
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Your asking a question like this, and expect true believers to answer, if they do, they got more guts then me,
First commandment of God.
There shall be no other gods before me.
2006-10-28 16:38:01
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answer #7
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answered by Faith Walker 4
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sorry i'm not God nor do i want to be God...i just have to continualy ask Him for patience on waiting for Jesus to come back :-) i saw the first answer you got....Do What Thou Wilt is a Satanic saying that Alester Crowlie used and he was a satanist....don't listen to that one
2006-10-28 16:35:54
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Just one: Love people.
2006-10-28 16:35:42
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answered by Anonymous
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only 2.
#1. try not to be an asshole
#2. if thou must be an asshole, do it with a smile on your face
2006-10-28 16:39:14
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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