A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
2006-10-28 09:17:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm.....
2006-10-28 09:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by venice_queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. although I think the law *might* get involved...lol
2006-10-28 11:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha can i borrow the dog after them
2006-10-28 09:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol :)
Have a Great Day!
2006-10-28 09:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....too funny..............does the dog hate men too? If so, can I borrow it.......lol
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 09:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a great one
2006-10-28 21:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by rocker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute.
2006-10-28 09:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best joke i've read and heard the whole day.. hilarious.. thumbs up to u... really made my day... thanks...
2006-10-28 09:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...mean mean man!
2006-10-28 10:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD THAT'S SO WRONG AND SO FUNNY NICE ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA
2006-10-28 09:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by korri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋