2006-10-28 09:03:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rapture is a Blondie song
2006-10-28 09:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, there is no rapture...
People have been proclaiming that they are living through the "end times" for waaaaay too long. There's always some unhygienic street-corner evangelist crackpot sputtering about how the world is going to end and that all the heathens better get the Lord harassed into their unsaved souls.
It STILL hasn't happened. The sky isn't falling. The oceans aren't boiling. Pigs are most definitely NOT sprouting wings and taking to the skies. They've been barking about it for years and years and years and they'll STILL be barking for years to come.
It's a scare tactic, a convenient freak- the- everliving- crap- out- of- folks magic wand that can be waved about in dramatic fashion any time the religious collective feels the soul harvest is running dry.
Trust me... go about your life. Ok, I'm sure you will anyhow considering there's really no alternative option (besides suicide, and I've heard “God” frowns upon that), but just make sure to keep in mind: STAY CALM. DON'T PANIC. REMEMBER YOUR TOWEL.
2006-10-28 09:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it is coming anytime soon but i will put a note in the glove of my luxurious american made car, that reads should disappearwitout a trace that papsmears of yahoo Answers gets this car free and clear as long as she has focused on her behaviors of the day and not on possible future events, for the rest of her life since the time of this post.
now i made a copy and sent it out to the glove by way of my trusty servant, so just act wisely and if the rapture comes it is yours. Listen to the tape in the glove right away cus it has information you will need to know. cuz at that point thining into the future actually will be waranted.
ttfn
2006-10-28 09:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by ronnysox60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. How about this one.
When the rapture comes, could you sign everything you own to American Atheists. Organization
2006-10-28 09:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Black Atheist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, most definetly, because there's not going to be a rapture. Even if there was, I'd give it to you, though.
2006-10-28 09:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Well, mine is a 1994 Toyota 4x4 truck. It is pretty cool, but I bet there are other cooler cars. My neighbor has a Bently, Hummer, Mercedies, Lamborgini, and some cool motorcycles. Take your pick.
2006-10-28 09:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rapture is coming only in ur mind not mine
2006-10-28 09:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it is a Jag you are going to have to fight me for it...
No wait... These are a bunch of Christians. So forget it. I really don't want to drive a Dodge.
2006-10-28 09:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by The Chaos Within 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will still be driving it. I refuse to leave without every single one of us.
2006-10-28 09:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can have all of my possesions, cuz I am O-U-T OUTTA here
2006-10-28 09:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋