a blonde a brunette and a ginger sitting in a pregnancy clinic waiting for the results
the bunnette says "if im pregnent its gonna be a girl cause i was on the bottom"
the ginger says "if im pregnant its gonna be a boy cause i was on the top"
the blonde lookes confused for a moment then says
"that means im gonna have puppies"
2006-10-28 08:58:08 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent ! How about this one A blonde was found dead in the street with no sign of the cause of death and the only thing she carried was her walkman but the batteries were flat, so enterprising pc plod puts new batteries in, puts on the head phones and hears "Breathe in .....breath out....... breath in........ breath out..... bre........"
2006-10-28 09:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey,
It took me a minute before actually getting it, but I got it now!! For all of those who don't get it, she was doing it doggy style!!!! Man, I hope I don't have puppies, lol, that is how I did it and got pregnant now!!! I got a blonde joke for you
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
A: Between me and you, we will make alot of money!!!!
2006-10-28 20:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a very fine chick I didn't get it and my mind was strolling down some sick possibilities to make this joke work. Now that I know the answer it wasn't all that funny.
2006-10-29 01:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ben V 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not as funny as this one,
what is the difference between a blonde and a kit-kat.
answer, you only get four fingers in a kit-kat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 16:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by john b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duh,being a dumb blonde I had to read it six times before I got it ...--------- Then I remembered those days,Can't figure out why I never had puppies??!!!! LOL .Thanks for sharing.. It was a funny one
2006-10-28 17:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hur hur, I love blonde jokes, keep 'em coming.
2006-10-28 16:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:o naughty lol
* first time i read that joke i was with one of my mates,he didnt get it,he thought it ment she had just realized that shed bin wi a dog,he walked in to that one *
2006-10-28 16:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha!!! I'm gonna go tell that to a certain someone!
2006-10-28 17:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good blonde joke
2006-10-28 15:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liking your work.
2006-10-28 16:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋