A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks formula 44 cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!!!!
2006-10-28 08:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am i supposed to laugh?
2006-10-28 08:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is about the 100th I have heard this joke on Yahoo.
2006-10-28 15:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it a gazillion times already
2006-10-28 16:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I love this joke!
2006-10-29 21:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Laz♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cutie!
:)
Have a Great Day!
2006-10-28 16:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA HEHE HOHO LOL
2006-10-28 17:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was cute. :o)
2006-10-28 15:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, thanks for holding my attention.....lol
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 16:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋