make sure it is not rude!
2006-10-28 08:50:13 · 5 answers · asked by i love cats 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
E-Mail from the Afterlife
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....
DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...
P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
2006-10-28 20:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke in the world? thats a tall order...
here's one I heard a while ago that I like:
An actual conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:
Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Station #1: This is the Captain of a United States Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Station #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Station #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE--NOW!
Station #2: This is the Pudget Sound Lighthouse. It's your call.
2006-10-28 09:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Zee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Husband:Get me food ready sharp at 2pm,or elsee...
The wife agrees and swiflty does what her husband says,fearing his wrath.
Husband:Get my clothes ready early morning,at 6am,or elsee..
The wife hurries in the morning to get the job done,again fearing his anger.
Husband:Get me hot water ready for bath or else....
Wife:Or esle whatttt(shouting,losing patience)
Husband:Or else,i ll do it myself!
2006-10-28 08:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by aquarian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the cow cross the road?
I dunno but it's not rude!
There you go!
2006-10-28 08:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by charlie w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU
2006-10-28 10:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋