A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.
One afternoon she lit up after some love-making and he said, "You really ought to quit".
She, getting tired of his naggings, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex".
He replied, "But they stunt your growth".
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had.
Smiling, and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So what's your excuse?" :)
2006-10-28 08:47:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one fidgety.Reminds me of the two men in a hotel who were comparing notes after their respective wedding nights.
"How's your wife?" asked one.
"She's lying on the bed smoking."
"Jesus!Mine only got a bit sore."
2006-10-28 14:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one! No come-back for the guy after that one!
2006-10-28 10:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by friendly_220_284 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 4/10
2006-10-31 03:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny! But funny
2006-10-28 08:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch lol dont think he can make himself look good after that one
2006-10-28 08:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - was she making love to "Little Willy"?
2006-11-01 06:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-28 09:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-28 08:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by feefee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 lol :-)
2006-10-28 08:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by L M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no excuse sorry
2006-10-30 00:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋