And God created woman...
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts
And it was good.
And God asked woman what she would change about herself
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed
And it was good.
She stood there with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob....
And God created man! :)
2006-10-28 08:38:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very sexist fidgety, but funny!
Did you hear about the very pretty young girl who was just about to walk into the church in a topless dress when the vicar turned towards her.
"I'm afraid you can't come into church dressed like that" he said.
"But I have a divine right," she replied.
"My dear, I agree," nodded the vicar"You have a divine left as well but I still can't let you into church."
2006-10-28 22:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you say he made a boob. I could not get the breast of that joke......
2006-10-28 08:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then she said "oh and while your there give me a new as$ cause this ones got a hole in it"
2006-10-28 09:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna change myself into a drunken wreck tonight!
2006-10-28 08:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a very good joke
2006-10-28 08:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I bet she felt a right tit.
2006-10-28 10:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess u still need 3 breasts...
2006-10-28 08:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that funny lol
2006-10-28 08:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and clever
2006-10-28 08:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be funnier if it was a tit
2006-10-29 02:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋