what is the fuNNIEST?

Question

DUMB BLONDEJOKE EVER?

Answer 1

∟ A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Why yes I am,"
answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll probably be spending the next three hours fixing my
truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I’d be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was
driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!
There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the
two chimps.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100
to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, sir, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left
over - so now we’re going to Sea World."

Answer 2

Why did the blonde cross the road?


You tell me i forgot!

(i'm blonde)

Answer 3

just check my last joke posted few minutes back