This couple were riding on a bus for their honeymoon. The only other people on the bus were a bunch of hunters. Well the bus breaks down in front of a nice hotel. The husband says “come on honey lets do it now at that hotel’ and she says, no I want to wait till we get to the destination. Bus gets going again and its not too long before it breaks down again, this time in front of an old hotel. Once again the husband turns to his wife and says, come on honey lets do it here, please. She rejects again. Well the bus gets going again and breaks down for the third time, this time in an open field. All of a sudden the wife grabs her husband, drags him off the bus and proceeds to have wild sex with him in the field. When they were done he asks her we broke down in front of both the hotel you didn't want to do it, why here in this field??
She replied “Well I was listening to the hunters talking and they said if the bus broke down one more time the fcuking season would be over”
2006-10-28
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