Did you come? = Because I didn't.
I have something to tell you. = Get tested.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again.
I never meant to hurt you. = I thought you weren't a virgin.
Trust me. = I'm cheating on you.
I love you. = You're a good lay.
I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ***.
I want to make love to you. = Let's ****.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
We need to talk. = I'm pregnant.
I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I've learned a lot from you. = Next!
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
I think we should see other people. = I have been seeing other people.
Let's get married. = Now can we ****?
We don't have to do anything until you are ready. = Put out or get out.
I feel it's time to express our love for each other. = Give me head.
I still think about you. = I miss the sex.
Is there something wrong? = Is it supposed to be this soft?
You're so mature. = I hope you're eighteen.
It's never been like this before. = It's my first time.
Yes...Yes...*scream!* = Aren't you done yet?
2006-10-28 08:13:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow....that's quite a list. Very funny....nice sense of humour. I learned a lot from you.
2006-10-28 08:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by davebarrca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the doctor says remove ur dress
2006-10-28 08:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......Good ready reckoner !! You got the perfect meanings behind the sayings !
2006-10-28 08:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 14:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. Am going to pass on to some friends who will love it; too.
2006-10-28 08:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This really wasn't too funny.
2006-10-28 08:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by IMHO 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT FUNNY THERE GETTING WORST,BRUSH UP.
2006-10-28 12:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u can read ppl's mind!
2006-10-28 08:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.
2006-10-28 08:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Michael F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a perfect description... LOVED IT!!!!
2006-10-28 08:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋