A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a sex from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2006-10-28 07:59:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was a good one
2006-10-28 08:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by google_sucks980 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-22 03:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this couple is driving home ona rainy night ..all of a sudden they come around a curve and see a mother skunk and her baby crossing the road. the lady screams out "don't hit them". too late , they back up and find the mother skunk dead. they pickup the baby skunk and go to the car . the lady says " we'll have to take it to the vet." the guy says ok. then the lady says" look honey its cold and shivering." the guy says " well put it between your legs and keep it warm." the lady says " o k but what about the smell?" the guys says " well just hold its little nose."
2006-10-28 08:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by bonehead 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok nun joke
2006-10-28 08:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe halloween fancy dressing LOL
2006-10-28 08:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone posted this on the other day - BORING!
Will people stop posting the same bloody jokes its getting boring!
2006-10-28 08:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it but cannot help adding that I bet he really feels like....wait for it....wait for it....
"He got himself into a bad habit." could not resist
2006-10-28 08:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try, but too predictable.
2006-10-28 08:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhhh eww!
2006-10-28 08:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by roxanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good laugh.
2006-10-28 08:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋