There's a blonde and a red head sitting in a bar when the 6 o'clock news comes on saying a man was on top of a high rise building ready to jump...committing suicide. The red head says...."I bet you $50.00 he jumps". The blonde says....."I'll bet you he doesnt" The red head says..."oh really! Then lets make this MORE interesting. I bet you $100.00 he jumps" The blonde thinks about it for a few seconds then says...."YOUR ON! I bet you he doesnt! Then less than a minute later sure enough the man jumps.....committing suicide. The blonde says "Oh man!" She then reaches in her purse to give the red head the $100 dollars. The red head said..."Keep your money....I have a confession to make. I seen this same news footage on the 5 o'clock news" The blonde says "Well I did too! I just didnt think he'd be STUPID ENOUGH to do it again!"
I hope that brought a smile. :o)
2006-10-28 07:20:45 · 12 answers · asked by kiako 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah she deserves to pay $100 for that one! Funny
2006-10-28 07:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On that note:
How did the blond lose a $100 on the ballgame?
She lost the first $50 on the game and the other $50 on the instant replay.
2006-10-28 14:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny heard it before but still worth the read.
2006-10-28 14:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny one!!!
Man, those blondes are something else!!!!
2006-10-28 14:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG FUNNY!!!! lol, i hope this dussnt offend anyone, but do you have any more of these type jokes?
2006-10-28 14:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Jenny! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-10-28 14:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really a nice one keep it up..
2006-10-28 14:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before, its good!
2006-10-28 14:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious....
it was not offensive to me because i am not a blonde..
keep em' comin'!!!!
KOOLKAT
2006-10-28 14:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was pretty good.
2006-10-28 14:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Chris D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋