Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
2006-10-28 07:14:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-10-28 07:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Quique 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-10-28 14:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by shizzy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao... nice... heres 1
The Lil' Red Riding Hood was skipping her way to grandma's house. When The Big Bad Wolf jumps in front of her, pulls out his P&%!$ and says "B!^@#, you better suck my D!$K." she replies, "Naaah mofo, dont change the story, EAT ME!!!"
2006-10-28 14:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by dfksone 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm a blonde, because I sure don't get that joke!!! By the way, I'm a brunette, not a blonde!!!
2006-10-28 14:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. am sure u hav a huge fan following by now on answers. :)
2006-10-28 14:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by fleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice LOL as always.
2006-10-28 14:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's so funny.
"what we had here was a lack of communication."
2006-10-28 14:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I wonder what she's going to do! ^_^
2006-10-28 14:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
nice one
2006-10-28 14:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol mama mia!!!! thts great
2006-10-28 14:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.... I love it
2006-10-28 14:19:13 · answer #11 · answered by Ricardo R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋