A Baptist decides to go to a racetrack just to watch the horses run. He wasn't going to bet on anything; he was there for the fanfare. However, he noticed a priest by the track blessing a particular horse. This horse goes on to win that particular race.
Again, he sees a priest by the racetrack blessing a horse who also goes on to win his race. This repeats itself a few more times.
The Baptist thought "Aww, what the heck" as he sees another horse being blessed and put all of his money from his wallet on that particular horse. However, after the start of the race, the horse runs halfway around the track, collapses, and dies. Stunned and angry, the Baptist marches down to the racetrack to meet with the priest.
"You were blessing all those horses, weren't you?" he asked.
"Yes," replied the priest.
"Then why did that particular horse die on the track?"
"If you were Catholic," said the priest, "you would've known the difference between a blessing and LAST RITES!"
2006-10-28 06:35:05 · 8 answers · asked by chrstnwrtr 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One good joke deserves another:
A group of ladies from a Baptist church were heading to a conference when their bus crashed killing all of them. When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter says, "I'm sorry but we're overbooked right now. I'll have to send you to Hell until we can find some more room." A week later Satan calls up St. Peter and says, "Hey, you gotta get these women out of here!" Stunned, St. Peter asks, "Why, what's wrong?" Satan says, "If they hold one more bake sale, they're going to have enough money to install air conditioning!"
2006-10-28 14:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh I like this one, I'll have to remember this and tell my dad's priest, he knows some great catholic jokes too.
2006-10-28 06:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fab I will add to my faves. Lizzie you seem to be doing the rounds with your Johnny Joke lol.
2016-05-22 03:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by DawnKarin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh ... that was funny.
Hahahaha......thanks for sharing.
Have a lovely weekend : - )
2006-10-28 06:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 06:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-28 06:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by One Race The Human Race 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm baptist, not funny, stupid joke.
2006-10-28 06:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel Ann 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK.......NOW LETS BURY THIS ONE..........
2006-10-28 06:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋