A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.
With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."
2006-10-28 05:50:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! HA HA HA!!! I love it when your on here, you always tell great jokes, where do you get all of 'em?
2006-10-28 05:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh Yeah
2006-10-28 13:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2016-05-22 03:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by DawnKarin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.
2006-10-28 05:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarious! great joke. bout 9 of 10 if I were to grade it.
2006-10-28 05:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Don't Ask 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol another nice 1
2006-10-28 07:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by dfksone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Again a absolutely a'Virgin' one never heard before...Ha Ha ha ....Excellent !!! Hats off!!!
2006-10-28 05:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL wow that is amazing. good one
2006-10-28 05:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE this one!
2006-10-28 05:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by rohmhita 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋