An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived in Las Vegas and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES!
I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2006-10-28 05:39:32 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha ....Brilliant story with Very Good Moral at the End! Never heard before ! I liked it ! Intelligently conceived and nicely presented one !!!!
2006-10-28 05:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As far as I know this kind of sh!t would never happen in the Las Vegas with all the security in place!
As is it be expected, this just a stupid woman's imagination running away and not really thought out properly!!
WHoever says this is intelligent has to be another woman!!
2006-10-28 08:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, I will try and remember that one
if I ever want to get barred from the pub,
wheres the needle and thread? I will need
to stitch my side back up, ooops, there
goes another rib!!!!!
2006-10-28 06:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yep, classic story - i doubt the guys were watching the dice :P
2006-10-28 05:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bwwa ha ha ha ha ha ahaha hahaah ahhhahhaaa
2006-10-29 02:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are we supposed to say?
well im a blonde so TY
2006-10-28 05:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by halablooo 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmmmmm!!!! May have to try that. Will it work for brunettes?.....lol
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 08:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastis - I needed cheering up and that did it x
Thanks m8
2006-10-28 05:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA! Lovely. Really lovely.
That made my day
2006-10-28 05:42:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pursue Happiness 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is so funny i like that one
2006-10-28 06:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by blackchick135 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋