There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
2006-10-28 05:19:33 · 19 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehahahahhohohoh!! u really are a funny guy!! urs are the best jokes on this site!! thumbs up to u matey!!
2006-10-30 00:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...Oh my God !...What a boy was he ! Smart one ! He made Dick of the Cop for just 20 Dollars ! That too very cleverly indulging Santa in between....Ha Ha Ha ...Very good one , I enjoyed it !
2006-10-28 05:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how many times I hear this I still love this joke!
Good job!
2006-10-28 10:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, that one only rates a "We'll let you know", even though you had to do a great deal of alteration to the original.....
2006-10-28 05:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - better than some of the other "jokes" on here.
2006-10-28 05:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I heard this one before though ^_^.
2006-10-28 05:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha fantastically funny got a giggle here anyway /x
2006-10-28 05:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-28 05:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!! all of your jokes are the funniest ones ha ha!
2006-10-28 06:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.....lol Thank You for the laugh.
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 08:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋