A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2006-10-28 05:18:31 · 20 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao!! that was hilarious!! keep it up!! lol!! thumbs up to u again!!
2006-10-30 00:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...we have one here in Chicago-
A little boy just moved to Chicago and his first day of school the teacher asks him to tell everyone a little bit about himself. "Well, I just moved here from Wisconsin, and I'm a White Sox fan." The teacher asks why he's a White Sox fan and the little boy says, "Well, my mommy's a White Sox fan, and my dady's a White Sox fan." The teacher says, "Well, what if your daddy was an alcoholic and your mommy was a crack w****, what would that make you?" to which the little boy replies, "Well then I'd be a Cubs fan!!"
2006-10-28 05:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a bus driver I thought it was quite pathetic and imature
2016-05-22 03:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL That's funny
2006-10-28 05:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......Thats great One ! "Tit For Tat!" by the young Devil ......Driver must have got stunned with shock.....Good Joke !!! Nicely narrated !
2006-10-28 05:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-28 05:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by uraine m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is the best joke I have ever heard! I am totally passing that one on! Good JOB! Peace out!. Lataz. Luv/Kodi
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hahahahahahahahaha
2006-10-28 05:23:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lol funny
2006-10-28 05:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by peacejump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant loved it thumbs up
2006-10-28 05:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋