Why did God give women arms?
Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train".
"Poor dear," Mum said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
2006-10-28 05:09:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now now....lol....being a woman I guess I should be slightly offended by these....but oddly I am not....they were funny....Nice job!
2006-10-28 05:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, why did god give men d***s they dont know how to use them pmslllll!!!
Good joke, only because im not blonde haha!
2006-10-30 10:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.
2006-10-28 13:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it politically correct in this day and age to say God i ask myself, however being the sexist swine that i am lol
2006-10-28 12:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your're making fun of blondes, yet you spell worse than one...get a life.
2006-10-28 12:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny ,Not all blondes are as daft as that .
2006-10-28 12:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To hug u stupid heads wiv
2006-10-28 12:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by *Glamour* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.
2006-10-28 12:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-28 13:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, why don't you lick your bathroom clean then come back and tell us how long it took YOU?!
2006-10-28 12:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by gypsilee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋