1.Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
2.OK, so what's the speed of dark?
3.Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
4.If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
5.If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
6.If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
7.The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
8.Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
9.Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
10.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11.Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
12.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
13.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
14.Why is the word abbreviation so long?
2006-10-28
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