A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.
The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."
The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
2006-10-28 03:41:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny-you have some awesome jokes
2006-10-28 03:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by jimbo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice ? a great proffeser said he could invent anything, understand the phisics, make anything, never get lost but the one thing he could never understand was a womans mind ??? even the genie knew this.
2006-10-28 11:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by amk100 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imposible every woman is so individual you'd need seperate bridges everywhere and think of the logistics!
2006-10-28 10:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was amasing having a funny ending
send us more such sensible jokes
thank u
2006-10-28 11:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by dheeblack 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
AHH Yeah
2006-10-28 20:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i had tthe second wish and all guys have my bak..you girls are absolutley illogical..u say nothing wen u want everything...lol...nice joke
2006-10-28 11:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by GIRL HUNTER 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-28 12:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2006-10-28 10:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That made me chuckle.
2006-10-28 12:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by All Geeked Up 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(^^,)
keep it going!!
You have brilliant jokes to share with.Thank you for cheering my day.
2006-10-28 13:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋