1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your Soul flies
Up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
2006-10-28 02:53:19 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg
i love them
i will copy -paste them
and snd them to all my contacts
i'm gonna make u famous
jejjejejejjejejejeje
so cute .......and thats smart
=)
2006-10-28 03:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by HG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange. Did u actually get that out of a dictionary?
2006-10-28 02:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. but where did you get these from?
2006-10-28 02:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by karatebabe05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!!!!!!!
2006-10-28 04:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......good ones....
2006-10-28 02:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋