I'm making halloween decorations....I have 'Here lies one Hugh Jass' and 'Amanda Huggenkis' (thankyou Simpsons) but that's all I've got - I'm too busy to think of more.
Any suggestions?
2006-10-28 02:18:19 · 11 answers · asked by a kinder, gentler me 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nick O. Teen
Ben Thare
2006-10-28 02:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by michael o 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sue A. Cidle
Ima Gone
Hugh R. Ded
Agusta Wind
Ben Better
Dusty Hill
Abbie Seenia
Bea Mann
Gladys Friday
Helen Back
Titus Canbee
Winnie Dipoo
Pastor Prime
Noah Veil
Mary Ott
Leo Tarred
Justin Inch
Isaiah Prayer
2006-10-28 04:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by jess_offramp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alcott Yubolsov (Russian)
Iman S. Hole
Pee Don Yu (Korean)
Schrivalup Andropov (Russian)
Shiek Yiboudi (Arabic)
Tai Mai Shu (Chinese)
Wong Tern
Wong Wei
Yung N. Dum
Annie Normuscunt
Ben Dover
Ben Jerelbo
Bennett DeWaist
Bernie Sensation
Bertha D. Blues
Bill Lownee
Bill Melater
Carrie Oakie
Casey Needzit
Clair Voyant
Claire Annette
Colin D. Cops
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2006-10-28 02:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Lester Moore,6 shots from a 44,
No Les No More
2006-10-28 02:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by grandeweso1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies my wife,
I bid her goodbye
Now she rests in peace
and so do I
Here lies the body
of John Drake
Stepped on the gas
instead of the break
RIP
Barry M. Deep
RIP
Ted N. Buried
HERE LIES
GOOD OLD FRED
a great big rock
fell on his head
In memory of
ANNA HOPEWELL
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death
by a banana
It wasn't the fruit
that laid her low
But the skin of the thing
that made her go
Here lies the body of
JOHN ROUND
Lost at sea
and never found
Here lies Clyde
Whose life was full
Until he tried
To milk a bull
HERE LIES NED
There is nothing more
to be said
Because we like to
speak well of the dead
REST IN PEACE
COUSIN HUET
we all know
you didn't do it
2006-10-28 04:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here beneath this stone we lie
Back to back my wife and I
And when the angels trump shall trill
If she gets up then I'll lie still
Here lies
ANNE MANN
Who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann.
Ellen Shannon
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp filled with
"R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
Wherever you be,
Let your wind go free.
For holding it in,
Was the killing of me.
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go
To he who passes by
As you are, so once was I;
As I am now, thou soon shalt be,
So prepare thyself to follow me.
Claire Voyant
"She knew this was going to happen."
Here lies
Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me
For not rising.
Cold is my bed, but oh, I love it,
For colder are my friends above it.
2006-10-28 03:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I.P. Freely
G.I. Luvmoney
General Discrepency
Major Screw Up(vets)
2006-10-28 02:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jeffrey F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spike Milligan, British comedian, had this witty remark put on his tombstone "I told you I was ill". Classic.
2006-10-28 02:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERE LIES HANK
STIFFER THAN A PLANK
CAUGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT
IN THE VAULT OF A BANK.
2006-10-28 02:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one here in Vermont... I don't know the name, but......
John Doe
I told you I
was sick.
2006-10-28 02:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋