A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains.
She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes to, he asks, "What the heck was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse just phoned."
2006-10-28 02:02:12 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao,i like that one,catch him out! lol
2006-10-28 02:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should had told his horse about caller id 8/10
2006-10-28 02:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by James P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1 - 10, I give it a 4.
2006-10-28 02:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lynda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh? nice but not all that funny I will have to go with a 5
2006-10-28 03:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 8. Its humorous and can be told without offending.
2006-10-28 02:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by eric s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the wife - neighhhh
2006-10-28 02:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..i give it a 9/10
2006-10-28 02:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. She should smack her husband twice when the horse called him.
2006-10-28 02:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one. 8/10
2006-10-28 02:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10.
It was cute!
2006-10-28 02:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋