a blonde and a brunette are walking by a florist, the brunette sees her husband buying a bunch of flowers, she says "oh no, he always has 'expectations' of me after buying me flowers, and i don't fancy spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air"
the blonde says..." *blank* "
2006-10-28 01:36:11 · 32 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why don't you buy a vase instead?
2006-10-28 01:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
will the flowers last longer if you do that ? ...or...
I have spent 3 days on my back with my legs up in the air without my husband buying flowers,I feel like I am getting gypped! ....or...
I'll take the flowers !!...or...
When your husband buys me flowers that is what I do ...or...
Oh! i put my flowers in a vase,I never tried putting flowers between my legs.I'll have to try that !
2006-10-28 01:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the blondes says : " You're quite safe , he's bought self raising flower(s) to make baby *cakes , they are sweet on the outside but bitter in the middle ".
2006-10-28 04:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blonde says what makes you think that flowers is for you, tonight is my nite and i will have my feet in my back sick of having that style.
2006-10-28 02:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by notProudatAll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you buy him some flowers? Then the trash, dishes and laundry will be done for the next three days.
2006-10-28 02:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To f**k or to decorate the flowers in your p***y like a vase.
2006-10-28 01:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what makes you think the flowers are for you, i saw him with another girl last week!
2006-10-28 03:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 people said what I was going to. I've seen this joke before.
2006-10-28 01:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by redwidow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Really? When he buyed me those lovely prettyful roses last week, I was really happy to have my legs in the air!"
2006-10-28 01:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by sarciness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky they're not silk flowers.
2006-10-28 02:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋