How to cheat speeding cameras?

Question

Hello I live in the UK and I heard a litle while back that if you use foreign plates, speeding cameras will never catch you. I thought I would try this as I went to Turkey last year on holiday and I bought a really crappy dinner set back. So I strapped 2 of these Turkish plates to my car and put my foot down past several cameras. I did this a couple of months ago and I still haven't had a fine in the post. So it does actually work but i was wondering if anyone had any other methods as I went through the car wash and with the crapy quality of the plates they just cracked and fell off
Any help please?

Answer 1

I heard if you get flashed and you REVERSE back thru the camera at 55 mph the speeding ticket gets cancelled. Haven't tried it yet but I'll be on the M25 next week so I might give it a go then. Going through the carwash was a good idea they can't nick you in there either.

Answer 2

In Britain keep your speed within the limit plus 10% plus 2 mph. For example 35 in 30 limit, 46 in 40, 57 in 50, 68 in 60 and 79 in 70.

Answer 3

Why not put ur dinner set in ur car and go around all the speed cameras and put a plate on each of them to cover the lens , u can use the bowls and saucers too !!

Answer 4

Perhaps you should invest in some really fine China?

And, look out for that speeding Fresh Fish Lorry that would do you in!

Now, laughing aside. We all want to get from here, to there, hither to yon. We want to have ourselves, and our babies in the back, and all our snacks and goodies in the boot make it there, in one piece and at the same time.

So, idiots who are speeding, swerving round us, so they get to the next red light one car length ahead of us, are anti-social cruds, who actually sustain quite the most of the counting of the fatalities and permanent disabilities... with us innocent folk in the remainder.

We are putting the remaining pieces of you selfish idiots back together, so you can spend long terms in horrid prisons. Now, do you really want to be known as the Baby Killer, amongst all those homocidal goons who will abuse you anyway, and call you their wife?

The help you need is to get caught, and to lose your license.

"Constable! Oh, Constable! Look at that bloke what almost ran down that poor little family in their sedan! He has two cracked dinner plates taped over his number plates!" Should be good for a 100 pound note!

Answer 5

have you tried Greek dinner plates? Might be better quality than Turkish. before you buy next time, check to see if the plates are dishwasher proof, then the car wash might not be a problem

Answer 6

Spray hairspray on the Plate. The same ingredients which make your hair look so amazingly shiny also reflect the flash back to the camera.

Answer 7

The best way is the reverse a 40 ton container truck over it method,,either that or obey the speed limit,,but I will certainly try the plates idea,,does it still work with saucers even though one of them is chipped

Answer 8

I don't think there's a foolproof way of cheating any camera.
You may just have been lucky,and passed through some that didn't have film in.Over 90% of the speed cameras don't work any way,but keep your speed down,just to be safe.

Answer 9

i had to move a speed camera in a set of roadworks once . and asked the guy settin it up the same question . if yr doin over 156 mph it will still go off but the picture will be empty . best not try it .

Answer 10

The help you need is in the form of a psychiatrist.
Either that or you've been at that 1920s joke book again and altered the copper on a bike to a speed camera.