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such as offering ladies post humping tissues and lifting ones toilet seat, we have those nuclear subs doing nothing but providing underwater gay play grounds for frisky sailors!!!

2006-10-28 00:06:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

And saint (below) that diamond is under my bed and staying there!

2006-10-28 00:23:39 · update #1

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Maddog, you are so wicked. You really are hilarious. I'm not sure that you want to invade us again. We defeated you guys the first time with muskets and knives. "Post humping tissues" LMFAO. Honey if you can teach my old man to lift the toilet seat everytime he uses it please come on and show me how. You think I have trouble with my basset puppy, you should see how much trouble my bf and son are!!! Of course we are from the south, sugah and ya'll know how backwards we are way down here. Take those tissues with you tonight when you go out on the town, I am sure the ladies are waiting on you. Have fun!!!

2006-10-28 00:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 1 0

The USA has you out-nuked, Brit-me-boy. And you'd be doing India a favor by wiping out its cities; besides which, they have a few nukes too now, from what I hear. You lost your Empire when your leaders decided to hop into World War 2. Not pleased with the result? Too bad.

2006-10-28 07:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The Brits teaching manners..... that's a joke. But by all means, invade the US or India, because I'm sure that you wield that kind of authority in the government.

2006-10-28 07:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

We Indians taught you to use water for cleaning your asses after shitting. And now you say you are going to invade us to teach us manners ? Atleast show some honesty and return our stolen things like Kohinoor and various other things.

2006-10-28 07:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate of the Bassein Creek 4 · 0 1

Fuq yes what a spiffy idea.

2006-10-28 07:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Don't forget us folks here in Canada. Us ladies could use some post-fellatio breath mints. Please send help right away.

2006-10-28 14:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0 0

you bloody well not try or we'll kick your butt one more time

2006-10-28 07:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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