There was a farmer that was waiting by the door with
his three daughters for their dates to pick them up.
The first guy got there and said "Hi. My name's JOE, I'm here to pick up Flo, and take her to the SHOW." So the farmer excused them and let them go.
The second guy showed up a few minutes later. The farmer answered the door and the guy said "Hi. My name's Freddie, I'm here to pick up BEETY and take her out for SPAGHETTI." The farmer excused them and let them go.
The third, and final, guy showed up and the farmer answered the door. He said "Hi. My name's CHUCK." And the farmer took out his gun and shot him!!!
2006-10-27
23:37:27
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