In mobster movies, they always drive out to the middle of nowhere, dig a hole, toss in the body and drive away. Still, it always gets found! Isn't there anything more effective than that to do?
2006-10-27 23:13:44 · 26 answers · asked by Gina G 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Ask Ms. Manners...
2006-10-27 23:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Juliette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I haven't tried it and never will, but I would imagine burning smashing beyond recognition, I mean I'm talking no signs of it being human left, then taking it out to the middle of nowhere in a garbage bag with real garbage and no people around perhaps even a dumpster (only if its not gonna look or smell human) how one would achieve this varies on whats available to use. Personally I could not do it, would gross me out. But I bet it would make finding that body a lot harder if no one thought there was one to find. I really hope this isn't a serious question. Also what I meant was mix with real gross garbage you know bathroom trash, cat litter, some rotten food, and normal crap too. It wouldn't interest anyone that way as long as the murderer made sure that it would not have that corpse smell or obviously human shape. Wow this is freaking me out. Hope you are writing a storyline for a t.v. show.
2006-10-27 23:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by newstudent06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well all i can say is that you need to track down an 80's era movie called Hurricane Smith it has a very interesting way of getting rid of a body ..they took the guy out shark fishing had him sitting harnessed into the chair with the big open water fishing rod, the water was all chummed up and when a shark struck on the line they just cut the safety harness and he was pulled into the ocean amid all the sharks.. then you obviously need to unclip the leftover bits of the harness and throw that overboard with a weight attached....you dont even need to move a dead body as he is alive right up to when he goes into the water.....but of course if you dont live near the ocean and dont have a big fishing boat you are out of luck...lol...this sure beats the old-time mobster movies digging a hole in the middle of nowhere
2006-10-27 23:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disposal a la "Deadwood" and "Snatch"
Pigs, they devour the lot. Even gold fillings.
Charming question by the way and adore the fact you put it in the etiquette category.
There is always a right and wrong way to do everything.
2006-10-27 23:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stockyards in chicago although almost any hog lot will do, if ya can't get to them..well those guys don't just throw it in a hole *LOL* layer it with hot lime to help the decomposition..not that I know anything about any of this ya understand, just telling ya what I have heard.
hahaha maddogs3 I think I have seen you somewhere before :o) and I am not suspicious looking hahahaha
2006-10-27 23:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by dances with cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was up to me, I'd weigh it down and sink it in the ocean but that's just because I live right next to the water, have access to a boat and there are a lot of secluded spots with deep water around here.
2006-10-27 23:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm sure there are far more effective ways...take vancouver's very own pig farmer..ginding the bodies up into animal feed...I'm also sure that there are other methods..but since I don't really have a criminal mind it's hard to imagine.
2006-10-28 00:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always said the perfect murder would be on a boat strangle the person then burn the body to ashes and spread them at sea...hypothetically of course lol
2006-10-27 23:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by tntstroup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wood Chipper
2006-10-27 23:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm. Why do you want to know? But the best way is to freeze the body and then put it through a wood chipper.
2006-10-28 01:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie a big rock to the neck of the corpse and sink it in the ocean or river...
2006-10-27 23:22:51 · answer #11 · answered by Deep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋