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A: "Catch you later!"

2006-10-27 23:13:29 · 21 answers · asked by AARONLEE AND SASHA 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

ha ha ha i like it

2006-10-27 23:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by oG33MANo 3 · 0 0

hahahah

heres some for u

Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?

A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!


Q: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!"

A: "Then why aren't you laughing?"

Q: What do you give a sick pig?

A: Oink-ment!


Q: Why was the nose tired?

A: Because it kept running!


Q: What do vampires eat for dessert?

A: I scream!


Q: What did the digital clock say to the mother clock?

A: Look mom, no hands!


Q: What did the man say at the coffee trial?

A: He refused to testify on the grounds that may incriminate him.


Q: What hotel does a wolf stay at?

A: The Howl-iday Inn!

2006-10-28 06:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by m 3 · 0 0

I will catch ya later A L

2006-10-28 13:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

You had me in stitches.
Where does the leather come from that makes a baseball glove, if it's off the rump of a cow, maybe the glove said "Kiss my @rse"

2006-10-28 10:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I thought this was gonna be a Tigers joke

2006-10-28 06:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by samanthakhz 2 · 0 0

Hmmm!

2006-10-28 06:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 2 · 0 0

wanna play catch?

2006-10-28 06:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL awesome joke.
Thank you
Take Care!

:D

2006-10-28 06:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha hee You know,I have a ball reading your jokes!!!! lol lmao

2006-10-28 06:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Come on u stupid ball, get inside me quick!

2006-10-28 06:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahha....why did the auditor cross the road????

a: coz he looked in the file and thats what the did last year...

2006-10-28 06:15:54 · answer #11 · answered by ET 3 · 0 0

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