ha ha ha i like it
2006-10-27 23:15:22
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answer #1
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answered by oG33MANo 3
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hahahah
heres some for u
Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?
A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!
Q: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!"
A: "Then why aren't you laughing?"
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oink-ment!
Q: Why was the nose tired?
A: Because it kept running!
Q: What do vampires eat for dessert?
A: I scream!
Q: What did the digital clock say to the mother clock?
A: Look mom, no hands!
Q: What did the man say at the coffee trial?
A: He refused to testify on the grounds that may incriminate him.
Q: What hotel does a wolf stay at?
A: The Howl-iday Inn!
2006-10-28 06:23:18
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answer #2
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answered by m 3
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I will catch ya later A L
2006-10-28 13:05:03
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answer #3
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answered by chass_lee 6
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You had me in stitches.
Where does the leather come from that makes a baseball glove, if it's off the rump of a cow, maybe the glove said "Kiss my @rse"
2006-10-28 10:27:28
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answered by Anonymous
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I thought this was gonna be a Tigers joke
2006-10-28 06:18:30
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answer #5
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answered by samanthakhz 2
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Hmmm!
2006-10-28 06:14:23
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answered by Kate 2
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wanna play catch?
2006-10-28 06:17:31
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL awesome joke.
Thank you
Take Care!
:D
2006-10-28 06:15:45
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Ha ha ha ha hee You know,I have a ball reading your jokes!!!! lol lmao
2006-10-28 06:30:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Come on u stupid ball, get inside me quick!
2006-10-28 06:21:31
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answered by Anonymous
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hahha....why did the auditor cross the road????
a: coz he looked in the file and thats what the did last year...
2006-10-28 06:15:54
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answered by ET 3
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