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2006-10-27 22:41:50 · 23 answers · asked by *Glamour* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had 10 000 wives
He died at 90 when his heart gave out
But he'd had the best of lives
2006-10-27 22:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by pompeii 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had 10,000 jokes,
He joined Yahoo and used them all,
And they're being used again, and again, and again!
2006-10-27 23:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe aids did not exist then, but i don't know, I'm more interested in the Duke of Edinburgh!
2016-03-28 09:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand knobs,
He w(a)nked them off in front of the poor,
And then again for the snobs.
When he was up, he was up
And when he was down he was down
And when he had a semi on
He was neither up nor down
2006-10-27 22:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Children all over the country and was stung by the C.S.A for mega money and had to give up his Dukedom and is now living in a bin behind Tesco Oh how the mighty have fallen!
2006-10-27 22:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Pounds
2006-10-27 22:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by scootgs 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pink , Hippy Like , Out of This world Dude ,,,,,,,,,, Wellington Boots !
he had ten thousand so that each one of his soliders could were a pair and look .......... Groovy !... lol
2006-10-28 08:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
men
he was a well known pimp and would often sell his men around york, to give the ladies a good time
2006-10-27 22:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by redsticks34 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
On a bet with ladbrokes that brother would never be king
2006-10-28 00:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bottle corks
He staggered up to the top of the hill
And then he fell over.
2006-10-27 22:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋