From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small
island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts"
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them
anything."
Q: Why do people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get
older.
A: They're cramming for their finals.
1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"
A drunk got into a taxi and told the driver, "Take me to The
Piccadely Hotel."
The taxi driver turned round and said, "But we are at The
Piccadely Hotel, we're parked right outside it." 'That's fine then,
but next time, don't drive so damn fast!"
2006-10-27 21:53:19 · 13 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks I needed all five of those laughs!
2006-10-27 21:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Scots man is asked "Is anything worn under the kilt?"
He replies "No, it is all in perfect working order."
2006-10-28 05:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer the first and the second.
2006-10-28 05:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Firdaus Yosman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the first one in particular ...tee hee
2006-10-28 04:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one...thanks for d laugh
2006-10-28 04:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. funny
2006-10-28 05:25:48 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are well gd. post some more
2006-10-28 07:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by egdufnitram 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe..can't stop laughing..hehehehe
2006-10-28 05:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all good
2006-10-28 04:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by charles d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......all 5 are hilarious........LMAO
2006-10-28 08:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋