(Matthew 9:13) But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy and not sacrifice.’ For I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.”
I dont give a rats A$$ what Matthew says. That Priest shouldn't of touched me there!!!!!!!!
2006-10-27 20:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, one should ask thyself my son, was the priest wearing a cardigan that day he touched you there??? I am part of an independent research panel that investigates these incidents between altar boys and priests, and in most cases, the holyman was found to be wearing one. As most of us non-religious types know, cardigans restrict the arteries in the neck that carry blood to the Parietal lobe, which as most of us know, regulates our sensory inputs, and as such, the stricken priest will grab for anything once he gets disoriented.
As for the second part of your question, which would be touch me there, that can be explained by the shortage of blood to the temporal lobe, which of course is most responsible for language interpretation, but also has an affect on visual perception. So if the holyman did in fact touch you in an area of ill-repute, well, there you have it. It's a matter of poor circulation, maybe they should lay off the cardigans.
Of course if the priest was not wearing a cardigan on that particular day, you might want to talk to your guidance counselor at school, or your advisor at college if you happen to be that far along in your school career. It may get you an extra study hall, or maybe a shot of Jack Daniels fine Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey if your counselor was an old drunk like mine.
Good luck my son, and may God be with you, let us pray to our heavenly father, well you can pray, I am going to get some Steak 'N Shake.
2006-10-27 21:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Chris B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry what are you talking about. the priest should have no reason to touch you at all. but if he put his arm around you when you were in distress I would not think that is wrong but if he tryed to grop youor brests or put his hand on you thiegh that is complain and leave his church.
2006-10-28 03:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sam's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing priests he probably touched you where he shouldn't, go to the police.
2006-10-28 03:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Touched you? He slapped you in the back of the head for falsely accusing people of being pedophiles.
Dont try that with a cop they have batons.
2006-10-28 03:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you please explain where in the Hell he touched you?
Horny priests are a plague and it seems to me that you were contaminated, and you did not like it a bit.
Keep away from churches.
2006-10-28 04:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Birds 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Touched you WHERE? If you think a priest was sexually inappropriate, you should report him.
2006-10-28 03:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has one to do with the other.
2006-10-28 03:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah yo!!!!! Marine Corporal..that is funny dude.. and NO! the priest is a perv dude..that 's why i DONT buy into the religion crap..because it is one BIG mafia..... Lot of greedy power hungry pervs!!!
2006-10-28 03:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
mm... ok.
haha.
i am sorry if you are truly feeling "***-y" about something that happened...
haha.
but, if this is a joke, then get a life.
2006-10-28 03:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too????? ask a priest to explain.
2006-10-28 03:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋