what was the most embrassing but funny that your kid as done to you or said something.?

Answer 1

When my daughter was about 4 I was at the store and bought a pack of pad's and when we got to the register my daughter said Mommy let me hold your DIAPERS =)

Answer 2

This is something my sister did to my mother years ago.

The Christmas that she was 6 and I was 22 (yes, she's 16 years younger than I am) my mother took her to the mall to "help" with the shopping. She picked out ties and shirts for several of our relatives. She was wonderfully well behaved.

Then Mom came to Victoria's Secret. She knew I wanted one of their gift certificates. She also knew that my sister despised anything pink and "girly", so she worried what she would think of the store. She explained that she just had to go in there for a minute...just buy something very quickly at the counter for Big Sister and then they could go.

My sister calmly walks into the store with my mother, looks around, makes a face and whispers "This is a yucky store".

Mom makes a beeline for the registers, in case she says anything else. Too late, for my sister had seen a mannequin wearing...a thong.

She announces to the store that "These are not real underpants! There is no place for your bottom to go!" She was very stern about it, acting like Victoria's Secret was running some kind of scam.

Mom said the store exploded with laughter.

My sister is 11 now, and Mom still won't take her in there.

Answer 3

Hands down, when my son was about 2 or 3. We rushed to the store for something, and I was in shorts and a sleevless shirt, and dirty from cleaning. He was in the seat in the shopping cart, and I'm trying to get in and out of the store without drawing attention to myself.

I reached over him to set an item from the basket onto the counter, and he looked up under my arm and VERY loudly said....are you ready for this??? "GROSS! YOU HAVE HAIRY PITS!"

He's going to be a father soon, and I'm NOT going to forget this when his kids are old enough to embarass him!

BTW...he's STILL grossed out over hairy armpits!

Answer 4

My 3 yr old and I were standing in line at the grocery store behind a rather large woman. When the lady took a few steps backwards my daughter said, "BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP" Like a truck backing up. I was horrified! What are you supposed to say?!

Answer 5

When my son was around 4, he threw the biggest tantrum I've seen in a Wal -Mart. I wasn't surprised but what he said embarrassed me. He wanted Power Wheel on display which was on the next aisle. It was next to the beauty aisle and while I was browsing through, I turned around and he jumped out the cart! I went to get him but he was wiggling and squirming out of my grip. So he threw a tantrum on the floor and screaming and everything.
He said "You have money! uh huh you buy something, what about me! You buy something You always have money. You buy something!! I want toy!"
It was true I was buying gym clothes for myself.

Answer 6

My 15 year old threw a fit in a store one evening like a three year old, throwing herself around, stomping her feet, whining and yelling at me. I simply dropped my purse to the floor and imitated her. She was so embarassed she has never done it again! I told her every time she does it to me, I will wait until an opportune moment and do it to her.

Answer 7

My 6 yo step-daughter kept talking about how slow the Hardee's was where we were in the drive-thru while we were at the window waiting for our food. Naturally, she was doing this nice and loudly.

Answer 8

i have 5 kids take a look:
1st kid boy-when he was about 4 we went to the neighborhood bbq then told the neighbor that the hotdog looked like his!!
2nd kid boy-when he was 1 1/2 we went to the grocery to get some vegetables knowing he hated them he cried loudly until evrybody looked at me i was forced to quit the vegetable aisle and go to the sweets; afterwards he looked at a drunk man and said drunk addict the man was angered but looked at me with angry eyes
3rd kid boy-when he was 5 we went to a hardware store with his dad he picked up a screwdriver and poked it at my butthole i scolded him and his dad laughed but afterwards spanked him
4th kid girl-we were at my friend's daughter's party she jumped on the stage and said to the birthday girl my mommy is nicer and beautiful then your mom evryone looked at me(recently)
5th kid boy-we were at the pedia for a checkup when he cried so loudly while i was changing his nappy as i washed him the ladies were horrified and laughing to see i accidentally put powder on his face instead of his you-know-what

Answer 9

I was trying on clothes in a change room with other people in other change rooms. I took of my top and my daughter said loudly with excitement your sexy mama then i took of my shoes and pants she then said your feet really stinks mummy, I can hear giggling and laughing straight after she said that. how embarrassing

Answer 10

my daughter -8 assked me the other day to play barbie with her-she said it would be called "the whores of barbieland" i went WHAT?- you know, mama "the horror of barbieland" i knew she hadn`t heard that language in our house.but i laughed my head off.