I'd like to take him out. Where do I get a smiters license?
2006-10-27 19:39:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hilarious!!! Thanks:-)
2006-10-27 19:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here in Fremont, where they want you to get a license or permit for everything, I'm sure they've got a smiter's license. It probably only allows smiting between 12 and 2 p.m. on Tuesdays, though, so make sure you've got him within smiting range before you pay the fee.
2006-10-27 19:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is he donning a garment woven of two different fabric? Does he toil in this backyard on the sabbath? A village won't be sufficient for the smiting that could desire to certainly happen.
2016-12-16 15:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love your neighbor as youself. If you cant then you can get a smiters licence at 1 Yemen Way. Yemen. See you there.
Bing.
2006-10-27 19:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by jswolpers 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the building next to the pile of stones you must use on disbelievers, and down the street from the store where you buy pokers to put out your eyes after they cause you to sin (They have a two for one special this week).
Remember, they're closed on Sundays.
2006-10-27 19:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by freebird 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just borrow a Bishop's smiter....
2006-10-27 19:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jim P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Take out a multiple licence, combination (companion) planting is a standard practice!
2006-10-27 19:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry...that was written for a certain time and people, not you! You are supposed to love your enemies and that can change everything! Try talking to God about your neighbor and see what happens.
2006-10-27 19:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by HomeBody 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think they sell them at wal-mart--just go back to the cusomer service desk
2006-10-27 19:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you find that in the bible? You didn't give any verses.
2006-10-27 19:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by upsman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw your bible at him
2006-10-27 19:42:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋