The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 19:28:10 · 30 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's really funny!! you should get paid to tell jokes. become a comedian!!
2006-10-27 19:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, real cute i would say, Keep them coming,
here is one for you.
The prime minister visited a mental asylum,
He was apalled by the inmates running around, acting real stupid and laughing like mad at nothing,
He found one person who was very silent and sitting in a corner making observations,
The PM saw him and went upto him,
What are you in here for,?
They think I am mad.
Oh sorry, but why?
Forget it sir, when you are in here you dont ask such questions, By the way Sir, what do you do?
I am the Prime Minister of India,
SShhhh, Slowly sir, That waht I said when they asked me, see they have me in here now..
2006-10-27 22:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i want to hear a funny joke. And ya that one too was way good.. Thanx for making my day.
2006-10-27 20:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by rdx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant man very funny
2006-10-27 23:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by MaxM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
I like a clean joke.
(I also like a dirty joke)
2006-10-27 20:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe medical joke funny
2006-10-27 19:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Heard before..just few days back...I think its not even got resolved !!!!
2006-10-27 20:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I fell for that one!!! I want a bed by a window too!!!
2006-10-27 19:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by hopestar23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2006-10-27 22:25:53 · answer #9 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now That is funny.
2006-10-27 20:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋