how do you make a blonda laff on a monday tell her a joke on friday HAAAAAAAAAA LOL
2006-10-27 19:25:00 · 19 answers · asked by morgan f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, yes.
2006-10-27 19:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 05:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a brunette named morgan who spells blonde: "blonda" and laugh: "laff" smart?
You can't.
2006-10-28 02:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.. Yes ... but its an old one ... I knew this joke when I was in my teens and I am 40 now.
2006-10-28 02:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by wickedly_funny66 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its kinda funny but then again I think alot of things r funny but ur cool so ill say its funny.
2006-10-28 02:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just understood a bit of it,
anyways thnx for sharing it with us
tc
2006-10-28 03:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
my advice to u: lay off the sugar.
actually...if it results in jokes like this...
pack on the sugar. lol.
cheers!
2006-10-28 03:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by grl with issues 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what the heck? It's not really that funny
2006-10-28 02:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a cute joke
2006-10-28 05:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best... but quite funny though
2006-10-28 03:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋