A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman headed down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-10-27 18:58:47 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have you ever seen the movie "The Aristrocats"? That is the same joke I knew 7 yrs. ago but phrased differrently. Yeah they are funny....F Off they are to me. Just like german jokes are funny{I'm "german"} or French jokes{I'm French} or blonde jokes {you guessed it!}or woman jokes {right again!}. People should just Relax! Chill out! Everything gonna be alright...
2006-10-27 19:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by tequillajenny 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The australian different version
There were 3 blokes in a hot air balloon a australian German and a chinese and it was losing altitude so they had to throw off things to lose weight so the german throws of a bomb and says "we have plenty of them in our country"
The chinese then throws off a box of chopsticks
The australian said "We have plenty of these too" and throws off the chinese
To the chinese people that read this joke i am not a racist person and i solemly regret having to slander your person but i am only circulating a joke
2006-10-28 04:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old but still a great joke
2006-10-28 02:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's a goody
2006-10-28 03:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dee L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 12:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it so many times but in different forms....it gets old
2006-10-28 02:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i first heard that joke when i was in the 4th grade it was hilarious, and i still love it!
2006-10-28 02:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by dbobb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-28 02:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by jenieatworld 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious I can't stop laughing
2006-10-28 02:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ben V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋