Does anyone have any dirty jokes?
Jack and Jilll went up the hill
to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son
2006-10-27 18:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think the sickest joke out there is the one they told on the Aristrocrats on HBO the point is to tell the joke as sick as possible, If you are sensitve do not read this joke ( warning! its not all that funny don't read if you easily offended)
This family walks into a talent agency and says we this amazing act that you should see and the talents agents says I am very busy come back later but the family said when you see this you will never forget it. So, the talent agent goes ok you have five minutes so the father hits play on the tape and the music starts to play. The family all stan straight up and begin to clear their voices and then out of nowhere the dad drops his pance and start jer*king off while the daugter gets oh her knees and starts licking his b*alls the son takes his co*ck and starts ramming it in the mothers a*ss while the mother is rubbing her c*lit she picks up the baby and starts blowing him. The mother lets loose with her bowls and start Sh*itting everywhere they all start jumping and rolling around in the sh*it. ( I could make it worst but I'll stop there) The family gets up and says Ta Da, the talent agent is stunned he says what do you call this act and the family says the Aristrocrats!! I didn't think it was funny when I heard and I don't think it's funny when I tell it but I think the point of the joke is to get as creatively sick as possible with the joke and try to disgust the person your telling it too. I will probably get kicked off for this joke
2006-10-27 19:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ben V 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 22:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sex of a bee is hard to see
But he can tell and so can she.
The queen is quite a busy soul
She has no time for birth control.
And that is why in times like these,
There are so many sons of bees.
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Two sweet old ladies were sitting in the park one afternoon, feeding the birds, when a big burly guy walked up, and sat down beside them on the bench. After a minute, one of the old lady's whispered to the other. "Martha, this dirty bugger is masturbating right next to me!"
"Oh my lord! Well, let's just leave, Agnes," her friend replied with disgust.
"I can't," said the other. "He's using my hand."
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
2006-10-27 20:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel it is humorous and I've heard others too: what do michael and mcdonald's have in usual? they each stick their meat in six-12 months-historical buns. why does michael move to kohl's as soon as a 12 months? little boys' pants are one million/two off.
2016-09-01 03:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a blond and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn"t fart when you pull the meat out!!
2006-10-27 18:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by tequillajenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a dirty joke ?? ?? ?? a boy fell in mud
wanna hear a clean joke?? ? ?? a boy took a bath
:P
2006-10-27 18:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by dodi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jack fell down and broke his crown...and jill was filled with laughter....
2006-10-28 01:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u know why they have those other urinals in the mens bathroom that are closer to the floor? no not for kids its for the well endowed
2006-10-27 19:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by bonehead 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's worse than a dead baby in a tree?
A dead baby in ten trees.
2006-10-27 19:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's good.. but i like,
what's the difference between a ***** and a slut?
a slut ***** everyone,.. a ***** ***** everyone, but YOU
2006-10-27 18:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Justin H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋