My dad came up with 'That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta.' Hehe, they are quite cheesy (mwahahaha) but fun. Anyone?
2006-10-27 18:48:51 · 8 answers · asked by fatcatjack9000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What type of cheese isn't your cheese?
NACHO CHEESE! (not 'ch' yo cheese)
2006-10-27 18:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by OwNaGeR 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Gouda Cheese Jokes
2016-12-14 19:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 22:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
2006-10-27 19:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cheese comes only to kill and destroy,i have come to give life cereal,and more abundantly
2006-10-27 18:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by dale 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who cut the cheese? my dad will invariably say that & laugh @ himself. I find it sentimentally funny.
2006-10-27 18:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by strokesfanatic 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you mean by cheese jokes? Jokes related to cheese? Sorry, I don't know any.
2006-10-27 21:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
anywho
2006-10-27 18:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by clin 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋